They get lazy when it comes to climbing stairs
For the most they’ll do is scurry, even when they’re in a hurry
So you’ll rarely see them rushing anywhere
Llamas in pajamas long to lounge in the Bahamas
Though their traveling opportunities are few
The ocean makes them seasick and vacations make them homesick
So they never leave the mountains of Peru
Climate-conscious weasels won’t be caught dead driving diesels
Cause the carbon footprint causes them to wheeze
So they’ll call their good pal Goober, who’s employed these days by
Uber
For his Prius always makes them feel at ease
Double-dealing dingo’s always cheat when playing Bingo
So it’s always wise to keep their paws in view
And it’s best to not assume, when you get up and leave the room
That they won’t switch the cards, cause dingo’s hate to lose
So though we’re not as hairy or have humps like dromedary
We’re no different from the birds and bats and bees
So next time you meet a ferret, who’s quite ornery, grin and bear it
And be grateful you don’t have to deal with fleas
© 2016 Kenneth Goorabian
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